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Beware of sharks. Don't surf or swim at dawn or dusk, when sharks feed. Never urinate in your wetsuit or in the ocean; sharks will think you're a fish in distress. Stay out of the water if you have a bleeding wound. Don't clap your hands and bark like a seal. Fight back if attacked. Poke the shark's eyes and its sensative snout. Sharks don't expect meals to fight back. Suggestions!
[Romeo Saganash]